Ines Varga-Holt
Principal SRE
Kettlewire
“Our pager went off 2,300 times in a quarter. Here is what we deleted.”
Two days, 41 talks, and not one of them a product demo. Infra, platform, security and data engineers on what broke, what they rebuilt, and the numbers that proved it.
Doors open in
09:00 CEST

Edition 03 · Main Hall · 1,100 seats, standing room only
41 talks, zero vendor pitches
Every speaker below ran the system they are talking about. Hover or tab onto a card for the talk.
Principal SRE
Kettlewire
“Our pager went off 2,300 times in a quarter. Here is what we deleted.”
Staff Engineer, Networking
Quayline Freight
“BGP for application developers: one outage, slowed down”
Head of Platform
Brightfold Bank
“Paved roads that people actually drive on”
Security Engineer
Northgate Health
“Rotating 41,000 secrets without a maintenance window”
Database Reliability Lead
Parcelpoint
“Postgres at 90% disk: a play in five migrations”
Compiler Engineer
Ferrous Labs
“Shaving 38% off cold starts by reading the linker map”
Observability Architect
Tidewater Games
“Sampling traces like you mean it: 1 in 1,000, and nothing lost”
CTO
Rookhaven
“Closing keynote: the boring stack wins again”
Three stages, one lab
Talks run 40 minutes with 15 for questions. Workshops are capped at 60 seats and fill first.
Ground floor
Ines Varga-Holt
Mireille Santos
Tomasz Okafor
Arjun Dekker
Hallway crew
Everyone
Open mic
Saoirse Lindqvist
Kwame Albrecht
Yuki Brennan
Northgate Health security
Hallway crew
Leonie Achterberg
A 1920s shipyard hall on the river
Halve Maan Werf, Maashaven Zuidzijde 12, 3081 AE Rotterdam. The main hall seats 1,100 under the original crane rails.

Lunch for 1,800 at the long tables of the old fitting shop
Rotterdam Centraal is 27 minutes from Schiphol and 2h 40m from Paris by high-speed rail. From there, metro line D to Rijnhaven: 6 minutes, then a 4-minute walk along the quay.
Rotterdam The Hague airport has 31 direct routes; bus 33 + metro gets you to the door in 35 minutes. Most attendees fly into Schiphol.
We hold 420 rooms across three hotels within 900 m at €139–€189 a night until 1 March. The code arrives with your ticket.
Step-free throughout, induction loops in all three stages, live captions on every talk, and a quiet room on the mezzanine.
1,800 seats · 1,214 gone
Prices in euros, excluding 21% Dutch VAT. Full refund until 1 March 2027, name changes free any time.
€349per person
All 400 went in 9 days. Join the alumni list and you get first call for 2028.
€549per person
Rises to €649 on 1 February 2027. Includes a seat at one workshop of your choice.
€2,195per pack
Five transferable passes, €439 each. Names can be added up to the morning of day one.